Intro (Talk)
Bring on de breathalizer!
I am de rum-strategizer!
And so what if I ah l’il tipsy
Is not me drunk on power
While driving de country!
Chant Chorus
Blow fuh blow blow blow
Ah drinkin mo mo mo mo
Come an test meh! Mr. Patos
I ready to blow!
Stanza 1
Patrick! Yuh tek way we security
Yuh tek way we peace and harmony
Yuh even want to tek way we property
Rum is de last straw keepin we sanity
Yuh lucky we still drinking!
Yuh cyah tek dat from we!
Thank goodness dat de boozin
Still essential to de party!
Who de hell you tink foolin?
Wit yuh two-face morality!
Yuh ass is grass if we start losin
All de joy inside we society!
Chorus
Like yuh doh know
It go be blow for blow
Come an test meh! Mr. Patos
I ready to blow!
Designated driver- I ready to blow!
Peanut oil- I ready to blow!
Garlic and chilli- I ready to blow!
Suck brown paper oi- I ready to blow
Blow fuh blow blow blow
Ah drinkin mo mo mo mo
Come an test meh! Mr. Patos
I ready to blow!
Stanza 2
Patrick! Yuh lying bout de economy
Yuh storm radio stations who disagree
Yuh even try hard to sideline Rowley
Yuh only like “Yes Men” in yuh party
Yuh lucky we still drinking!
Yuh cyah tek dat from we!
Thank goodness dat de boozin
Still essential to de party!
Who de hell you tink foolin?
Trying to impress Her Majesty
Same time yuh busy breaksin
To fix problems in de country
Chorus
Like yuh doh know
It go be blow for blow
Come an test meh! Mr. Patos
I ready to blow!
Sweaty workout- I ready to blow
Six Power Mints- I ready to blow
Tambran chutney- I ready to blow
Smoke herring stink- I ready to blow
Blow fuh blow blow blow
Ah drinkin mo mo mo mo
Come an test meh! Mr. Patos
I ready to blow!
Bridge
Yuh lucky we still drinking!
Yuh cyah tek dat from we!
Cause if we wasn’t drinking
It would be riot in dis country!
The blasted traffic- Blow for blow
Two million dollar flag - Blow for blow
Rapes and murders- Blow for blow
The passport drag- Blow for blow
Chinese slavery- Blow for Blow
Construction fraud- Blow for Blow
Non-stop spending- Blow for Blow
While Patos praising de Lawd- Blow for Blow
Chorus
Like yuh doh know
It go be blow for blow
Come an test meh! Mr. Patos
I ready to blow!
Blow fuh blow blow blow- Roadblock lookout
Ah drinkin mo mo mo mo- Coconut meat
Blow fuh blow blow blow- A teaspoon ah curry
Ah drinkin mo mo mo mo- Sweat in de heat
Come an test meh! Mr. Patos
I ready to blow!
Blow fuh blow blow blow- A dose ah Buckleys
Ah drinkin mo mo mo mo- Drive de back road
Blow fuh blow blow blow- Anything with dairy
Ah drinkin mo mo mo mo- Vicks in yuh nose hole
Come an test meh! Mr. Patos
I ready to blow!
Blow fuh blow blow blow- Cod Liver Oil
Ah drinkin mo mo mo mo- A spoon ah Kulchela
Blow fuh blow blow blow- Two vitamin B
Ah drinkin mo mo mo mo- Switch to marijuana
Come an test meh! Mr. Patos
I ready to blow!
Written by Jessica Joseph © December 2009
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Bikini Mas
This is an answer to the soca lyric challenge by Winston C Kam from Toronto in his Letter to the Editor “Only Boobs and Bums in Bikinis” in Tuesday 3rd March Express Newspaper.
Bikini Mas
Intro
What is dis?
Is like Las Vegas exploe all over Port of Spain!
Woman in shiny bra and panty!
Fellas in dey drawers
They looking so drunk and happy
I wonder what is de cause?
Chorus
Boobs and bums and boobs and bums and boobs and bums…Oh My!
Shake yuh tail feather mama, make the camera man sigh
Boobs and bums and boobs and bums and boobs and bums…Oh My!
So much g-string bumcee papa, you start to go cokey eye!
Stanza 1
You pay yuh four thousand cash or credit
You run round de Savannah just to get fit
You pose for Facebook to give your peeps a preview
You go to Tulip for extra beads, glitter and hues
You skip the J’ouvert and Ole mas to rest up
Because Carnival Monday is party non-stop
Chorus
It will be boobs and bums and boobs and bums and boobs and bums…Oh My!
Shake yuh tail feather mama, make the camera man sigh
Boobs and bums and boobs and bums and boobs and bums…Oh My!
So much g-string bumcee papa, you start to go cokey eye!
So much sparkle I going blind, blind, blind, blind
Doh care what section just wine, wine, wine, wine
We pay good money just to have a time time time time
We drunk and naked and is not a crime, crime, crime, crime
Cause Carnival is bacchanal
You can’t take the bacchanal
Out of Carnival!
Stanza 2
The goddie bag worth less than a two piece KFC
Your costume could hardly contain your anatomy
If it rain you go be looking like a wet fowl
If yuh muddah only see how you look she go bawl
You tipsy and you forget to put on sun block
But dat doh matter because is time to free up
On Carnival Tuesday you jumping till you drop
Chrous
It will be boobs and bums and boobs and bums and boobs and bums…Oh My!
Shake yuh tail feather mama, make the camera man sigh
Boobs and bums and boobs and bums and boobs and bums…Oh My!
So much g-string bumcee papa, you start to go cokey eye!
So much sparkle I going blind, blind, blind, blind
Doh care what section just wine, wine, wine, wine
We pay good money just to have a time time time time
We drunk and naked and is not a crime, crime, crime, crime
Cause Carnival is bacchanal
You can’t take the bacchanal
Out of Carnival!
Chant
You want to wear a big headpiece?
No way! No way!
You want to portray a mythic beast?
No way! No way!
You feel like street theatre today
No way! No way!
Do you care what the judges say?
No way! No way!
We want to play!
We want to break way!
Doh stand in we way!
Bridge
Cause Carnival is bacchanal
You can’t take the bacchanal
Out of Carnival!
Chorus
It will be boobs and bums and boobs and bums and boobs and bums…Oh My!
Shake yuh tail feather mama, make the camera man sigh
Boobs and bums and boobs and bums and boobs and bums…Oh My!
So much g-string bumcee papa, you start to go cokey eye!
So much sparkle I going blind, blind, blind, blind
Doh care what section just wine, wine, wine, wine
We pay good money just to have a time time time time
We drunk and naked and is not a crime, crime, crime, crime
Cause Carnival is bacchanal
You can’t take the bacchanal
Out of Carnival!
Repeat/Fade
These lyrics were written by Jessica Joseph © 2009 and may not be used without permission
Bikini Mas
Intro
What is dis?
Is like Las Vegas exploe all over Port of Spain!
Woman in shiny bra and panty!
Fellas in dey drawers
They looking so drunk and happy
I wonder what is de cause?
Chorus
Boobs and bums and boobs and bums and boobs and bums…Oh My!
Shake yuh tail feather mama, make the camera man sigh
Boobs and bums and boobs and bums and boobs and bums…Oh My!
So much g-string bumcee papa, you start to go cokey eye!
Stanza 1
You pay yuh four thousand cash or credit
You run round de Savannah just to get fit
You pose for Facebook to give your peeps a preview
You go to Tulip for extra beads, glitter and hues
You skip the J’ouvert and Ole mas to rest up
Because Carnival Monday is party non-stop
Chorus
It will be boobs and bums and boobs and bums and boobs and bums…Oh My!
Shake yuh tail feather mama, make the camera man sigh
Boobs and bums and boobs and bums and boobs and bums…Oh My!
So much g-string bumcee papa, you start to go cokey eye!
So much sparkle I going blind, blind, blind, blind
Doh care what section just wine, wine, wine, wine
We pay good money just to have a time time time time
We drunk and naked and is not a crime, crime, crime, crime
Cause Carnival is bacchanal
You can’t take the bacchanal
Out of Carnival!
Stanza 2
The goddie bag worth less than a two piece KFC
Your costume could hardly contain your anatomy
If it rain you go be looking like a wet fowl
If yuh muddah only see how you look she go bawl
You tipsy and you forget to put on sun block
But dat doh matter because is time to free up
On Carnival Tuesday you jumping till you drop
Chrous
It will be boobs and bums and boobs and bums and boobs and bums…Oh My!
Shake yuh tail feather mama, make the camera man sigh
Boobs and bums and boobs and bums and boobs and bums…Oh My!
So much g-string bumcee papa, you start to go cokey eye!
So much sparkle I going blind, blind, blind, blind
Doh care what section just wine, wine, wine, wine
We pay good money just to have a time time time time
We drunk and naked and is not a crime, crime, crime, crime
Cause Carnival is bacchanal
You can’t take the bacchanal
Out of Carnival!
Chant
You want to wear a big headpiece?
No way! No way!
You want to portray a mythic beast?
No way! No way!
You feel like street theatre today
No way! No way!
Do you care what the judges say?
No way! No way!
We want to play!
We want to break way!
Doh stand in we way!
Bridge
Cause Carnival is bacchanal
You can’t take the bacchanal
Out of Carnival!
Chorus
It will be boobs and bums and boobs and bums and boobs and bums…Oh My!
Shake yuh tail feather mama, make the camera man sigh
Boobs and bums and boobs and bums and boobs and bums…Oh My!
So much g-string bumcee papa, you start to go cokey eye!
So much sparkle I going blind, blind, blind, blind
Doh care what section just wine, wine, wine, wine
We pay good money just to have a time time time time
We drunk and naked and is not a crime, crime, crime, crime
Cause Carnival is bacchanal
You can’t take the bacchanal
Out of Carnival!
Repeat/Fade
These lyrics were written by Jessica Joseph © 2009 and may not be used without permission
Monday, March 2, 2009
One Minute Wine
Here is my soca solution for preventing fights breaking out in fetes. Enjoy
Opening sequence
Clock ticks and ticks, iron beating is added, then rhythm section, then intro:
One minute! One minute oi!
One minute! One minute oi!
Start your stop clock! Get ready, get set, let's go!
Stanza 1
I doh mind if you wine on meh gyul for Carnival
She extra wild when is time for plenty bacchanal
Plus you is meh partner
Meh rum drinking brudda
So go ahead breds, take a l’il wine up on de side
Chorus
You have one minute, one minute to release de energy
You have one minute, just one minute to get in a frenzy
You have one minute, one minute to mash up de party
You have one minute, one minute when my gal bumcee for free
Doh juk
Just wuk
Take a one minute wine
Do it fass
On she a**
Take a one minute wine
Not too long
Not too strong
Take a one minute wine
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock
Your minute almost up
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock
You better come back up
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock
De free ride almost done
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock
I hope you had your fun
If you wine too long is trouble between you and me
Doh make a big fight break out inside dis party
They say doh let saltfish come between fraternity
So take a one minute wine and everything go be irie
Stanza 2
I’s not a jealous man and my gyal have plenty freedom
I know she love me and I am de only king of she kingdom
Although I play it cool
Doh take me for no fool
If she back, back on you, she only having herself a good time
You have one minute, one minute to release de energy
You have one minute, one minute to get in a frenzy
You have one minute, one minute to mash up de party
You have one minute, one minute when my gal bumcee for free
Doh juk
Just wuk
Take a one minute wine
Do it fass
On she a**
Take a one minute wine
Not too long
Not too strong
Take a one minute wine
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock
Your minute almost up
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock
You better come back up
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock
De free ride almost done
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock
I hope you had your fun
If you wine too long is trouble between you and me
Doh make a big fight break out inside dis party
They say doh let saltfish come between fraternity
So take a one minute wine and everything go be irie
Chorus Repeat
You have one minute, one minute to release de energy
You have one minute, one minute to get in a frenzy
You have one minute, one minute to mash up de party
You have one minute, one minute when my gal bumcee for free
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock
Your minute almost up
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock
You better come back up
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock
De free ride almost done
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock
I hope you had your fun
Rap
Fellas de one minute rule is a must
Prove to yuh gyal she have yuh trust
Tell your bredren doh fight and fuss
Is one minute only and or else you get cuss
Is okay if your partner warm up she engine
Cause when you get home is you who drivin
Appetizer cyah beat de twelve inch pudding
Dem small man breds cyah test your plouging
The code of de Party Bredren is one minute, or less
Get out early if she wining crooked and hopeless
If she is a mampee you go need time to rest
And if she is a fox you better give she your best
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock
Your minute almost up
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock
You better come back up
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock
De free ride almost done
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock
I hope you had your fun
Chorus
So give dem one minute, one minute to release de energy
They have one minute, one minute to get in a frenzy
They have one minute, one minute to mash up de party
They have one minute, one minute when your gal bumcee for free
Doh juk
Just wuk
Take a one minute wine
Do it fass
On she a**
Take a one minute wine
Not too long
Not too strong
Take a one minute wine
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock
Your minute almost up
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock
You better come back up
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock
De free ride almost done
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock
I hope you had your fun
Repeat, fade
These lyrics were written by Jessica Joseph ©2009 and she reserves all rights for their use. Do not use without permission.
Opening sequence
Clock ticks and ticks, iron beating is added, then rhythm section, then intro:
One minute! One minute oi!
One minute! One minute oi!
Start your stop clock! Get ready, get set, let's go!
Stanza 1
I doh mind if you wine on meh gyul for Carnival
She extra wild when is time for plenty bacchanal
Plus you is meh partner
Meh rum drinking brudda
So go ahead breds, take a l’il wine up on de side
Chorus
You have one minute, one minute to release de energy
You have one minute, just one minute to get in a frenzy
You have one minute, one minute to mash up de party
You have one minute, one minute when my gal bumcee for free
Doh juk
Just wuk
Take a one minute wine
Do it fass
On she a**
Take a one minute wine
Not too long
Not too strong
Take a one minute wine
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock
Your minute almost up
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock
You better come back up
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock
De free ride almost done
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock
I hope you had your fun
If you wine too long is trouble between you and me
Doh make a big fight break out inside dis party
They say doh let saltfish come between fraternity
So take a one minute wine and everything go be irie
Stanza 2
I’s not a jealous man and my gyal have plenty freedom
I know she love me and I am de only king of she kingdom
Although I play it cool
Doh take me for no fool
If she back, back on you, she only having herself a good time
You have one minute, one minute to release de energy
You have one minute, one minute to get in a frenzy
You have one minute, one minute to mash up de party
You have one minute, one minute when my gal bumcee for free
Doh juk
Just wuk
Take a one minute wine
Do it fass
On she a**
Take a one minute wine
Not too long
Not too strong
Take a one minute wine
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock
Your minute almost up
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock
You better come back up
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock
De free ride almost done
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock
I hope you had your fun
If you wine too long is trouble between you and me
Doh make a big fight break out inside dis party
They say doh let saltfish come between fraternity
So take a one minute wine and everything go be irie
Chorus Repeat
You have one minute, one minute to release de energy
You have one minute, one minute to get in a frenzy
You have one minute, one minute to mash up de party
You have one minute, one minute when my gal bumcee for free
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock
Your minute almost up
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock
You better come back up
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock
De free ride almost done
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock
I hope you had your fun
Rap
Fellas de one minute rule is a must
Prove to yuh gyal she have yuh trust
Tell your bredren doh fight and fuss
Is one minute only and or else you get cuss
Is okay if your partner warm up she engine
Cause when you get home is you who drivin
Appetizer cyah beat de twelve inch pudding
Dem small man breds cyah test your plouging
The code of de Party Bredren is one minute, or less
Get out early if she wining crooked and hopeless
If she is a mampee you go need time to rest
And if she is a fox you better give she your best
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock
Your minute almost up
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock
You better come back up
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock
De free ride almost done
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock
I hope you had your fun
Chorus
So give dem one minute, one minute to release de energy
They have one minute, one minute to get in a frenzy
They have one minute, one minute to mash up de party
They have one minute, one minute when your gal bumcee for free
Doh juk
Just wuk
Take a one minute wine
Do it fass
On she a**
Take a one minute wine
Not too long
Not too strong
Take a one minute wine
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock
Your minute almost up
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock
You better come back up
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock
De free ride almost done
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock
I hope you had your fun
Repeat, fade
These lyrics were written by Jessica Joseph ©2009 and she reserves all rights for their use. Do not use without permission.
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