Bikini Mas

This is an answer to the soca lyric challenge by Winston C Kam from Toronto in his Letter to the Editor “Only Boobs and Bums in Bikinis” in Tuesday 3rd March Express Newspaper.

Bikini Mas

Intro
What is dis?
Is like Las Vegas exploe all over Port of Spain!
Woman in shiny bra and panty!
Fellas in dey drawers
They looking so drunk and happy
I wonder what is de cause?

Chorus
Boobs and bums and boobs and bums and boobs and bums…Oh My!
Shake yuh tail feather mama, make the camera man sigh
Boobs and bums and boobs and bums and boobs and bums…Oh My!
So much g-string bumcee papa, you start to go cokey eye!

Stanza 1

You pay yuh four thousand cash or credit
You run round de Savannah just to get fit
You pose for Facebook to give your peeps a preview
You go to Tulip for extra beads, glitter and hues
You skip the J’ouvert and Ole mas to rest up
Because Carnival Monday is party non-stop

Chorus
It will be boobs and bums and boobs and bums and boobs and bums…Oh My!
Shake yuh tail feather mama, make the camera man sigh
Boobs and bums and boobs and bums and boobs and bums…Oh My!
So much g-string bumcee papa, you start to go cokey eye!

So much sparkle I going blind, blind, blind, blind
Doh care what section just wine, wine, wine, wine
We pay good money just to have a time time time time
We drunk and naked and is not a crime, crime, crime, crime

Cause Carnival is bacchanal
You can’t take the bacchanal
Out of Carnival!

Stanza 2
The goddie bag worth less than a two piece KFC
Your costume could hardly contain your anatomy
If it rain you go be looking like a wet fowl
If yuh muddah only see how you look she go bawl
You tipsy and you forget to put on sun block
But dat doh matter because is time to free up
On Carnival Tuesday you jumping till you drop

Chrous
It will be boobs and bums and boobs and bums and boobs and bums…Oh My!
Shake yuh tail feather mama, make the camera man sigh
Boobs and bums and boobs and bums and boobs and bums…Oh My!
So much g-string bumcee papa, you start to go cokey eye!

So much sparkle I going blind, blind, blind, blind
Doh care what section just wine, wine, wine, wine
We pay good money just to have a time time time time
We drunk and naked and is not a crime, crime, crime, crime

Cause Carnival is bacchanal
You can’t take the bacchanal
Out of Carnival!


Chant
You want to wear a big headpiece?
No way! No way!
You want to portray a mythic beast?
No way! No way!
You feel like street theatre today
No way! No way!
Do you care what the judges say?
No way! No way!

We want to play!
We want to break way!
Doh stand in we way!

Bridge
Cause Carnival is bacchanal
You can’t take the bacchanal
Out of Carnival!

Chorus
It will be boobs and bums and boobs and bums and boobs and bums…Oh My!
Shake yuh tail feather mama, make the camera man sigh
Boobs and bums and boobs and bums and boobs and bums…Oh My!
So much g-string bumcee papa, you start to go cokey eye!

So much sparkle I going blind, blind, blind, blind
Doh care what section just wine, wine, wine, wine
We pay good money just to have a time time time time
We drunk and naked and is not a crime, crime, crime, crime

Cause Carnival is bacchanal
You can’t take the bacchanal
Out of Carnival!
Repeat/Fade

These lyrics were written by Jessica Joseph © 2009 and may not be used without permission